Beep boop, not a robot.

Sometimes, I actually give a hoot.

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

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u realize the person that took the pic was the same person taking her to the hospital?

I feel like Ned’s called Instagram b4 it happened

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bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

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I….

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ruinedchildhood:

shots fired

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th3timelady:

the-vashta-nerada:

here’s a song i wrote about being in love with your best friend (no homo)

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#BETTERANDREALERTHENMOSTTHEMUSICOUTTHERETODAY

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diickspriite:

somethingkindofstrange:

THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.

AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.

but does it work

let it go

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elizabethtinafeys:

President Barack Obama on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.

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avengette:

To me this was honestly the scariest scene in the film.

Thank god that little girl will never have the chance to.

WAY TO SPOIL IT

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